Barack Birth Balderdash

Former Bushies, now frustrated that their Bush clones McCain and Palin lost the presidency, have re-started ridiculous claims that Barack Obama was born in Kenya instead of Hawaii, making him ineligible to serve as president.

Let’s address some of this nonsense, shall we?

Barack Obama has a Hawaiin birth certificate. PERIOD. A birth certificate is considered Prima Facae evidence in any court. When you present a birth certificate, any argument before a judge questioning a birth is OVER. That’s why the courts refuse to hear these idiotic arguments.

There is NO evidence that President Obama’s mother traveled to Kenya (or anywhere else outside the US) in 1961. If I remember the bios that I’ve read about Obama (yes, including “Dreams of My Father”), the first time that his mother left the country was when she was remarried and went to Jakarta, Indonesia in 1967.

Also, guys… may I be frank here? You guys managed to cause all kinds of trouble for president Clinton. To this day, people think that Clinton did something wrong in the handling of Whitewater, despite the fact that three boards found him not guilty of any malfeasance, including one headed by Kenneth Starr. Now you’re trying to do the same thing with Obama, right? Trying to bury and obfuscate anything good that he does under a ton of noise and static? WELL, STOP IT YOU MORONS! The country’s in a mess right now, and we all have to pull together to fix it. If we don’t, our country will pull apart. Is that what you idiots want?

Also, stop and think for a moment. Your party got tied up in a burlap sack, beaten with a stick and thrown overboard in the 2008 elections. Obviously not beaten badly enough to learn any lessons from it, but beaten nonetheless. What do you think is going to happen to you in 2010 and 2012 if you manage to remove not only an extremely popular president, but the first African-American president through trickery like this? You guy’s party is on the decline. You’d better pull your heads out of your puckers and get with the program, or the Republican party will become the Whig party of the twenty-first century.

And what do you think will happen if you manage to remove President Barack Hussein Obama? That McCain will be appointed president? No, you idiots. Joe Biden will become president. And I can almost guarantee that PRESIDENT Biden would be reelected in 2012 and followed by another democrat in 2016, as people tried to expunge the taste of sewage from their mouths over what you did.

And need I remind you Lords of the Dense that it’s YOUR party that’s pressing to have the Constitution amended so that people not born in this country can become president? That you have a horse named Ah-nold in this race? So you’d better stop shooting off at the mouth before one of those shots hits your foot.

Your guy lost. And if, when Bush “won” in 2004 with 1/3 of one percent, it was a great mandate of the American people, what does that make Obama’s seven or eight per cent victory?

Your guy lost. You need to shut up. Glenn Beck needs to shut up. Rush Limbaugh needs to shut up. Bill O’Reilly needs to shut up and so does Sean Hannity. All of you morons need to SHUT YOUR MOUTHS, and do what you told us to do for eight solid years… support our president, even if we don’t like or agree with him.

So do it, you hypocrites.

Sorry, no peace tonight. Only war. War on morons. War on the neo-con noise machine. War on the IDIOTS who have taken the amazing republican party and turned it into something nasty and malicious.

Randal