I don't believe in gravity anymore, and I think that it should stop being taught in our schools. I mean it. The so-called “laws” of gravity are really nothing more than an attempt to steer our children away from God and into a random universe where things happen according to some arbitrary “law”, and not because God made them happen.
What brought on this change of heart? In reading the Old Testament, you discover that Joshua “stopped the moon and the sun” for one full day, dead in the sky. Now we know, of course, from observable phenomenon that the sun does not ACTUALLY move through the sky, but instead the Earth revolves on it's axis and rotates around the sun. So what this is ACTUALLY saying is that, in answer to a prayer from Joshua, God stopped the Earth from both revolving and rotating for a full day. Now, the so-called “laws” of gravity tell us that if this were to happen, everything, including our atmosphere, would go flying off of the Earth if this were to happen, and what would be left would be a lifeless rock floating through space. And that OBVIOUSLY didn't happen. Therefore, since the Bible is literal and unchallengable, it must be the so-called “laws” of gravity that are wrong. So there.
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See how stupid that sounds, anti-evolutionists?
Peace.
Rev. Randal
Universal Life Church
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